How I Keep My Selfies from Destroying the Moment

Let me take out my phone so I can remember this moment.

I got nine hours of glorious beauty sleep last night and I’m liking where my face is going with this.

I’m glowing. Seriously, look at me.

Just a second while I snap myself so you can see what I’m talking about.

Shit.

What is this? Is this what I look like right now?